We raised a pre-seed round. We now have enough funds to build our pitch deck for the seed round

Our MRR stands for 'Mostly Rhetorical Revenue'.

Our users loved the product… until they realized it wasn’t free.

We're building a community of confused users.

We have more decks than users.

We pivot so often our product has motion sickness.

We found the perfect product-market fit. Our product is inexistent, and so is our market.

We have an amazing retention. We removed the unsubscribe button.

We got an acquisition offer! For our domain name.

Our most active user is a bot we forgot to disable.

We reached a one billion dollars valuation. In Zimbabwean dollars.

We have a unicorn valuation and hamster execution.

We were cashflow positive until someone asked what that meant.

We have more funding rounds than customers.

We do standups to remember who's still here.

We pivoted from a failed startup into a podcast about it.

95% of our valuation comes from our domain name.

We pitched to 50 VCs. 52 said no.

We're agile, mostly in our ability to find new excuses.

We pivoted so much our AI startup became a lemonade stand.